And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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