Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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