It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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