I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
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