Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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