Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Its about making memories worth repressing
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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