dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
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you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
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Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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