whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
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You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
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I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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