All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
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I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
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Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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