Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
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I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
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I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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