a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
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She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
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See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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