Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
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Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
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You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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