I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
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We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
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He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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