I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Randomize
