mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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