We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
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My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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