There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
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