Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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