"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
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Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
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Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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