Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
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Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
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Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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