my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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