I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
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