Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
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ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
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Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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