i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
As shirtless as possible
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Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
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we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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