Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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