I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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