Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
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I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
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I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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