ugly people sure do ruin things
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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