She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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