I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
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