sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
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fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
My vagina just clenched in fear
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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