I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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