Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
being pregnant is like rehab
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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