can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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