y did u give ur computer a hand job?
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
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My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
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Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
The power of my boobs compel you
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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