Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
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