But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
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I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
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he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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