she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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