If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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