your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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