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(914): View more from New York

I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?

(617): View more from Massachusetts

how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?

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(704): View more from North Carolina

No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out

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(818): View more from California

I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.

(310): View more from California

I look forward to it

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(630): View more from Illinois

I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar

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