he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
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and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
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WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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