laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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