Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
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we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
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I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
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