I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
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I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
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I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I'm both gender and math confused
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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