My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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