But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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