That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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