would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
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