Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
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The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
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he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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