I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
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Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
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But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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