Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
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I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
How's your threesome situation going?
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Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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