Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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