Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
i think i have two assholes
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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