Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
my being single is dangerous.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.