So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.